Music That Sucks 10.25.05

This week's collection of actual new releases that are 100% guaranteed to suck...

• Captain & Tennille - Songs of Joy: The Complete Collection (Because someone might need to replace those scratchy vinyl copies of "Muskrat Love".)
• ‘N Sync - Greatest Hits (Please guys... just say "Bye Bye Bye")
• The Bacon Brothers - White Knuckles (Somehow I don't think there could ever be enough degrees of separation between me and this CD...)
• Bette Midler - Sings the Peggy Lee Songbook (Quick... name two things we don't need... First, a Peggy Lee Songbook... Second, Bette Midler to be messin' with it...)
• Tony Orlando & Dawn - A Christmas Reunion (Their first new album in 28 years... which begs the question 'Why now?')
• Aloha Margaritaville: Hawaiian Tribute to Jimmy Buffet (Isn't this kinda redundant?)
• Various Artists - An All Star Tribute to Cher (Rumor has it that Tiffany appears on this one, which shows just how deadly serious they were about paying tribute...)
• Various Artists - Pickin' on Def Leppard: A Bluegrass Tribute (Because hillbilly strippers need something to dance to?)
• Various Artists - Smooth Sax Tribute to Norah Jones (FINALLY... someone to take the rough edges off Norah Jones.)
• Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded (Worst. Bandname. Ever.)