Thankfully, a light week of shitty music. Where are all the bluegrass tributes to the Gorillaz when you need 'em? Anyway, these are the most notoriously bad releases for the week...
- Whitesnake - The Definitive Collection (The best two words you can say about Whitesnake is "Tawny Kitaen" and even she's not what she used to be... Check out the mug shot! It's never a good thing to have your very own "E! True Hollywood Story" either.)
- Pat Boone - Hopeless Romantic (Not in the same league with his heavy metal turn, but Ol' White Shoes is back serving up more soulless white bread ballads. This is about as tasty as thinking too long about the romantic nights it'll encourage in his aging conservative Christian fan base...Gag!)
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