Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Music That Sucks 10.25.05

This week's collection of actual new releases that are 100% guaranteed to suck...
  • Captain & Tennille - Songs of Joy: The Complete Collection (Because someone might need to replace those scratchy vinyl copies of "Muskrat Love".)
  • ‘N Sync - Greatest Hits (Please guys... just say "Bye Bye Bye")
  • The Bacon Brothers - White Knuckles (Somehow I don't think there could ever be enough degrees of separation between me and this CD...)
  • Bette Midler - Sings the Peggy Lee Songbook (Quick... name two things we don't need... First, a Peggy Lee Songbook... Second, Bette Midler to be messin' with it...)
  • Tony Orlando & Dawn - A Christmas Reunion (Their first new album in 28 years... which begs the question 'Why now?')
  • Aloha Margaritaville: Hawaiian Tribute to Jimmy Buffet (Isn't this kinda redundant?)
  • Various Artists - An All Star Tribute to Cher (Rumor has it that Tiffany appears on this one, which shows just how deadly serious they were about paying tribute...)
  • Various Artists - Pickin' on Def Leppard: A Bluegrass Tribute (Because hillbilly strippers need something to dance to?)
  • Various Artists - Smooth Sax Tribute to Norah Jones (FINALLY... someone to take the rough edges off Norah Jones.)
  • Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded (Worst. Bandname. Ever.)

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